Hello, I am Caylie! I live in Pennsylvania and I like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Achievement Hunter, and many more things that would take too long to name. This is my blog for my things and such. I don't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing.
- january: new year, new me.
- february: ewh. relationships
- march: what even...
- april: raiiiiiiin
- may: ewww bugs.
- june: i can't wait for summer
- july: TOO MUCH SUMMER
- august: ugh school.
- september: nope.
- october: spooky.
- november: foodfoodfood
- december: shit.
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
do not do the sex
"don’t play the anxiety card"
YOU THINK THAT I USE ANXIETY AS AN EXCUSE?!
JUST BECAUSE I START TO PANIC WHEN YOU ASK ME TO DO CERTAIN THINGS DOESN’T MEAN I’M SIMPLY USING IT AS AN ESCAPE
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE THINGS YOU ASK ME TO DO CAUSE ME ANXIETY, AND WHEN YOU CONFRONT ME ABOUT IT AND YELL AT ME FOR IT IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
IT’S NOT A FUCKING CARD
This is the fucking reason i don’t even tell my own mother when i start to panic
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
Ugh, no don’t let them into funzone. They’ll claim that they’re the “real intended audience” and complain that some of the slides don’t cater to the body of an adult male and start filling the ball pit with porn of themselves dating and fucking the ball pit.
sometimes when i’m sad i remember that george bladgen covered “i will follow you into the dark” and rewrote an entire verse to be from grantaire’s perspective and life is beautiful
#never ever not reblogging