Hello, I am Caylie! I live in Pennsylvania and I like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Achievement Hunter, and many more things that would take too long to name. This is my blog for my things and such. I don't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing.

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

square-enix:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

IVE BEEN SIGNING ALL MY EMAILS TO MY THERAPIST AS LANCE ARMSTRONG’S MISSING TESTICLE

(Source: princessblogonoke)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

tweequ:

myotpisgay:

This 67’ impala is in my backyard.

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uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age

nuggetsobrien:

It’s been five years

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tomorrow it starts all over again

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officialunitedstates:

yes they make tuxedos for giraffes and yes they are ridiculously expensive

indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved)

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

french-punk:

same

(Source: ahmerde)

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

(Source: vinebox)